If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
Randomize
