You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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