Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I didn't notice because vodka
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
