Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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