Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Do you have feelings for this penis?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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