I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
