i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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