Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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