What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Brb crying the tears of my youth
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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