you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I'm bleeding and have questions
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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