Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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