the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
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