im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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