This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I am one with the molecules
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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