addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
It's never too late to be topless.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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