also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
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