Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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