She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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