When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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