do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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