she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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