I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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