I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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