At least make sure they are 18
Why
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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