My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
My breasts were aching with rage.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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