Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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