I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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