do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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