Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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