Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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