fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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