: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
two words...techno handjob
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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