my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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