spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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