he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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