Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Randomize