i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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