I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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