god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
i just had sex bonerless
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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