READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I love having hate sex.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
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