I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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