So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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