NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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