so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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