Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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