the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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