I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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