I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
it was like eating out sand paper
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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