Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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