How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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