So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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