Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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