yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
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