office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
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