Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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