I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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