margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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