Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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